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Artist: Heavy Nopal
Canonical path: /heavy-nopal/asalto-chido
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Asalto Chido
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Asalto Chido
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Sto es un asalto chido
Saquen las carteras ya
Bajense los pantalones
Que los vamos a vas-culear
Presten medallas y aretes
Anillos y pulseras tambien
Somos vatos gandalletes
Y nadie nos va a detener
Ponganse de frente a la pared
Tirense al suelo
Y no la hagan de tos
Pues los podemos tronar
Pues con la 45 que le baje mi abuelo
Si acaso parpadean
Las de huesos les vamos a volar
Abre ya las cajas fuertes
Valores y bienes tambien
Billetes al contado
Cheques al portador
Y tarjetas de banamex
Revisen en las oficinas
No hay que dejar nada aqui
Esas dos secretaria tambien el calculador
Y las maquinas de escribir
Ya estense quietos
Dejen de temblar no respiren
Esa ruca no se valla a desmellar
Callen a ese niño ponganle un tapon en la boca
Pues si nos oye javier de volada
Que nos viene a apañar.
Esto es un asalto chido
Saquen las carteras ya
Bajense los pantalones
Que los vamos a vas-culear
Esto es un asalto chido
Saquen las carteras ya
Bajense los pantalones
Que los vamos a vas-culear
Mira bien los vamos a vas-culear
Orale vato los vamos a vas-culear
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