Highschool Stalker

I've been looking for you, baby Anywhere that I can find

And I was searching for your sweet name

Cause you never left my mind

I've been on the Altavista

I went twice on the Yahoo

And everywhere I go, there is always a clue, always something about you

that may help me get my hands on you

like

It's your birthday tomorrow

but you're not getting anything you know

It's your birthday tomorrow

but I'm not supposed to know

Not supposed to know

Hacked into the school computer

changed all of your D's to A's

Broke into the dentist's office

Know you never needed braces

Know you moved from another small town

Know you're never going away

Cause soon, you'll fall in love

The fortune teller said

And I know who will be the one to make your bed

And it's your birthday tomorrow

but you're not getting anything you know

It's your birthday tomorrow

but I'm not supposed to know

Not supposed to know

I was talking to your best friend

I checked out your high school yearbook

I was driving round your Mum's house

she makes great coffee, you know

I spoke to your former girlfriend

so now, I know what I've got to expect

And yesterday, you passed me by

I swear, you nearly said Hi

I could have died

I swear to God I started crying