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Artist: Help She Can't Swim
Canonical path: /help-she-cant-swim/bunty-vs-beano
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bunty vs beano
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bunty vs beano
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he put a hole through the rubber sheath
she's carrying his seed, she's his to keep
they're gonna have a baby
he wants to go to the football match
because it makes him feel like a real man
he wants to be hard just like his dad
girls wear pink and boys wear blue
bounces off of us and sticks to you
girls wear pink and boys wear blue
bounces off of us and sticks to you
girls dont wear blue, and boys dont wear pink
he wants to go to the football match
because it makes him feel like a real man
he wants to be hard just like his dad
he wants to meet a nice girl to bare him kids
he wants to meet a nice girl to be his bitch
a mother in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom
girls wear pink and boys wear blue
bounces off of us and sticks to you
girls wear pink and boys wear blue
bounces off of us and sticks to you
girls dont wear blue, and boys dont wear pink
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