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Artist: Help She Can't Swim
Canonical path: /help-she-cant-swim/what-would-morrissey-say
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What Would Morrissey Say?
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What Would Morrissey Say?
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you couldnt hold a drink to save your life
it's a mercy that none of you can drive
just strut around pouting and looking wide eyed
like this is britpop circa 1995
but meanswear split and pulp are gone
and now everyone likes garage rock
you dance like a dad at a disco
what would morrissey say?
put yr face around on a night on the tiles
it's all charm and bad toothed smiles
as long as yr tapping yr toes then its alright
all the underage girls are digging yr style
and yr pointy leather shoes are a fucking lie
as long as yr tapping yr toes then it's alright
you dance like a dad a dad at a disco
what would morrissey say?
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