Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Herman's Hermits
Canonical path: /hermans-hermits/oh-mr-porter
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Oh Mr. Porter
Read Oh Mr. Porter lyrics by Herman's Hermits on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Oh Mr. Porter
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Oh Mr. Porter, what shall I do?
I want to go to Birmingham
But here I am at Crewe
Take me back to London
As quickly as you can
Oh Mr. Porter what a silly girl I am.
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