Be Our Gest

Ma chère mademoiselle

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight

And now, we invite you to relax

Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents: Your dinner!

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to servе

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't bеlieve me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, miss, this is France!

And the dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

We tell jokes, haha, I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining, we suggest

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Most days we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

It's a guest! It's a guest!

Sake's alive, well, I'll be blessed!

Wine's been poured and thank the lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert, she'll want tea

And my dear, that's fine with me

While the cups do their soft-shoein'

I'll be bubblin', I'll be brewin'

I'll get warm, piping hot

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?

Clean it up! We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do!

Is it one lump or two?

For you, our guest!

She's our guest!

She's our guest!

Course by course, one by one

Till you shout: Enough! I'm done!

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Be our guest!

Please, be our guest!