Rockabilly Rebel

Lately i been sittin here just thinkin'

The life i lead has gotta be a drag

Punchin' all these buttons on computers

Windows 95 just ain't my bag

Gettin' up so early in the mornin'

One more pop tart's gonna make me gag

Getting home so late in the evenin'

Just to watch t.v. with the old nag

Friday comes and then it's time for freedom

Freedom just to mow and rake and weed 'em

I wish i had a son to cut the lawn

So i could watch the football game and yawn

Then i'd fire up the barbeque

And show 'em what suburban man can do

But hopefully some day i will reform

And a way gone cat will be reborn

Oh, i wanna be a rockabilly rebel

I wanna dance and drag and drop away the night

I'm gonna tell those fools that rockabilly rules

And if they don't like it then we'll have to fight

I'm gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob

Now that i have finally seen the light

Or maybe i'll find work as a rockin' soda jerk

Or maybe i'll go cruisin' on my bike

I'm gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob

And make a rockin' changeup in my life

I'm gonna get a guitar and a hot rod car

And maybe even get a brand new wife

I'll fill my hair with grease so i can lose the police

When they try and take my switchblade knife

I'm breakin' free and i'm bound to be

The coolest cat around since barney fife