Bad Mutha Fucka

Alright

I'm Layin' In bed with a lit cigarette

cant't say if last night was a blonde or brunette

Megan Fox is on the phone

keeps blowin' me up

and there's two shots of whiskey in the coffee cup

I'm a BadMuthaFucka

I can polish off a bottle in the blink of an eye

i can drink all night and not pay a dime

i'd just as soon kick your ass as take a piss

even fuckin' Chuck Norris don't want none of this

i'm a BadMuthaFucka

I can pick up any Chick that i meet at the bar

i can even take the one right off of your arm

i got a woman at home and a kid on the way

i got a girl in New York and 4 more in L.A.

I'm a BadMuthaFucka

(MuthaFucka)

I'm A BadMuthaFucka

(Whistles)

I got hookers by the handful five at a time

but they're the ones payin' me by the end of the night

their pimps hunt me down and try to get the cash

and then me and Samuel Jackson bust a cap in his ass

we're BadMuthaFuckas

BadMuthaFucka, C'mon

I write bad checks to the IRS

I'm a master at passin' sobriety tests

isell dope to the hot topic kids at the mall

I'm Like OJ baby, I get away with it all

it wasn't me

I'm a BadMuthaFucka

And He's in Jail MuthaFucka

C'mon

I got a room in my house for my ten foot bong

I'm pretty sure George Thorogood even wrote me a song

I'm a Bad, Bad, BAD, To the Bone

MuthaFucka

Bad to the bone

(there is only one MuthaFucka that may be badder then me and that would be Rob Quentin)

(Okay, just before i sing this, i want you to know i was raised Catholic,

But... I'm a virgin alter boy)

Okay

I get stoned on Sunday

and take my grandma to church

i puck up all the girls in their catholic skirts

i tell them that I've got a big van full of toys

Hell, it's better than the preacher jerkin' off little boys

he's worse than a badmuthafucka

I'm a BadMuthaFucka

He's a Bad Bad Man

(I wonder what you call that, Burnin' in Hell, Oh Shit! My Dad's parents are gonna be so proud of me)