Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Robyn Hitchcock
Canonical path: /hitchcock-robyn/welcome-to-earth
Related lyric paths: 6
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Welcome To Earth
Read Welcome To Earth lyrics by Robyn Hitchcock on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Welcome To Earth
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(crackle crackle
pop pop)
Welcome to Earth, home of the great women and men.
We are animals that have ideas.
Maybe cats and ravens have ideas too, but they keep them to themselves.
Travellers from the whole galaxy throng to our luscious planet with its evolution-friendly climate and nourishing minerals.
Take time to locate the exit nearest you.
Press 1 for Famine, 2 for Pestilence, 3 for Condoleeza, and 4 for Death.
Please note that Pestilence closes at six.
("Okay, that's it.""Okay.")
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