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Artist: Holiday Parade
Canonical path: /holiday-parade/slam-crunck
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Slam Crunck
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Slam Crunck
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(where my money at?)
High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
High school she was
That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym
(just to get a peek again, she's a 10)
Never thought she would come and work for the president
Mr. george washington (where my money at?)
She bawls and he calls
And i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll yeah
Cos i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll
I like big butts and i cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tuff
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and i can't stop staring
Oh, baby i wanna get witcha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried ta warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny
And i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll yeah
Cos i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll
I said now you, crank that soulja boy
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
I'm gonna super man that ho
Watch me you (you!)
Watch me you (you!)
Watch me you
You go and you supersoak that ho
And i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll yeah
Cos i'mma tell you like wu told me
Cash rules everything around me
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll(dollar, dollar bill ya'll)
Singin' dollar dollar bill ya'll
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