Christmas in Hollywood

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!)

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas

About some bad kids who were full of wishes

We gave some gifts and we gave some loving

The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin

Little Timmy stole from 7-11

So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens

We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin

But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents

Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack

So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack

He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack

So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!

It's Charlie Scene got eggnog in my flask

The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped

(Like oh my God is that Saint Nick?)

Kids give me your list like it's the 25th

Been accused of being a bad kid

But I get presents as is

Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me

I blew off a date on Christmas Eve

So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice

You might still get a Rolly and a game device

So write your list and never have no fear

Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!

Fuck yeah!

(Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho!)

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls

Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz

We were chilling at home and decking the halls

So I checked my phone and Santa had called

He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve

He said that his jolly ass needed some help

He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life

(And if you guide my sleigh I'll let you fuck my wife)

So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle

Funnier than fuck you can ask Kris Kringle

So we all took flight but something was fishy

He asked for road head and started to kiss me

Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows

Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dildos

I pulled down his beard and it was a monster

It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fucking imposter

When we found out he started to pout

I took my bandanna and I choked him out

I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth

Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south

I've had a lot of long nights

But tonight was the craziest

I've met a lot of Jeffs

But this one was shadiest

And when it comes to cheer

That motherfucker's a Grinch

So if you don't like Christmas

Fuck you bitch!

(You kids are in big trouble, ho boy, ho, ho!)

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Let's get drunk!

Ho, ho, hey!

It's looks like Santa's had a Little too much

Manischewitz and Eggnog

Hey Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year

I ain't visiting you faggots so

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

Let's get drunk!

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk

It's Christmas in Hollywood

Santa's back up in the hood

So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck

It's Hanukkah in Inglewood

The dreidel's spinning in the hood

So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk