Welcome To Bushwackers

I used to drink a lot

I used to smoke a lot still do

So what?! What's it to you?

And that's the way I'm gonna be

I used to scream a lot

I used to fight a lot still do

Why not, boo hoo

That's just the way I'm built to be

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do

So if you're feeling froggy I'll slap you black 'n' blue

Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk

And if you try and put them cuffs on me you're gonna wake up lined in chalk

Girls used to jump on me

When I was 23

They still do

That's right I repeat they still do

Ain't got a thing to prove to you

What goes around, comes around

Goes around, straight on down

So take your best shot and pray you knock me cold

Only way, you'll ever shake me

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do

So if you're feeling froggy I'll slap you black 'n' blue

Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk

And if you're dumb enough to swing on me I'm gonna knock your block right off

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do

And if you're feeling lucky, son I'm gonna stomp all over you

Nobody tells me I can't talk, nobody tells me I can't walk

And if one more time you stinkeye me I'm gonna stuff you in a box

Me, I was born this way

Might even die someday

If I want

Ha ha, yeah we'll see

(Nope)

What happens in between don't blame me

You may think I don't care

That ain't the case I swear

Cuz I do

About me, just don't care about you

That's the way I'll always be

Nobody tells me what to say, nobody tells me what to do

I drank your bar tab dry last night and I clipped your wallet, too

Think you can tell me what to say, think you can tell me what to do

But here's a news flash for you cuz I took your Mary Lou