Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Holy Dragons
Canonical path: /holy-dragons/epic-fail
Related lyric paths: 6
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Epic Fail
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Epic Fail
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Invaders decided
To enslave the Earth
On air broadcasted
They gonna take by force!
The humans:
"Who cares! It was a show!"
Space fellows selecting
The landing spot.
Russian place was very cold,
In France taken for the frogs!
Hit by U.S. Air Force
Their game completely lost!
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail of Aliens!
And after this failure
They worked a lot.
Green fellows created
The world default!
But people again
Were not afraid.
They blamed the Jews
And shadow government.
They invented new attack
They installed millennium bug!
But again miscalculated
And computers didn't break!
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail of Aliens!
Keep trying ideas
And everything,
They stole from Cola
The Cocaine!
Killed Napster,
Net trolling,
The swine flue,
Bin Laden,
Volcano
And super glue!
They can be just you or me
Pirates from the Somali!
They kill Kenny,
Cross this line
Getting on TV prime-time!
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail…
Epic Fail of Aliens!
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