How Nice I Really Am

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First message

Hey it's me, again

I was just in the neighborhood doing some bird watching with my binoculars

Saw you in the window

So I thought I'd give you a call

Uh, you must not have heard it ring

You should really get your ears checked

Anyhoo! I just wrote a new song- thought you might like to hear it

It's about a little, special someone!

Guess who that is! You!

I brought my accapella group to sing it for ya'

I don't know if you can see us out here but here it is!

I spent the last night outside your windowpane

It was ten below but heck, I'd do it again

For that one brief glance when you screamed

In what I'm sure was happiness

The way I figured must have been a test

I offered you my kidney

The offer still stands

Power of attourney in my collection of rubber bands

I even knit you a rug with the hair from your comb

It took three years but now it can grace your home

For you see how much I love you

How far I'm willing to go

The police may say I'm crazy

But hey, what do they know?

We'll be together someday

If only you'd stop running away

You would see how nice I really am

You would see how nice I really am

You ran over my dog

It brought a smile to your face

Were you maybe hinting that you need more space?

You attacked me with your nail file

Did you want to see other people?

For a while

'Cause I could wait at least a few more days

I see you throwing darts at my picture

Well it's nice you're thinking of me

You never answer your cell phone

But I respect that you're thrifty

That restraining order was a funny joke

I laughed so hard I nearly had a stroke

'Cause from two-thousand feet, it's really hard to get down on one knee

For you see how I love you

How far I'm willing to go

The police may say I'm crazy

But hey, what do they know?

We'll be together someday

If only you'd stop running away

You would see how nice I really am

You would see how nice I really am

It may seem I'm a bit obsessed

In fact, my psychiatrist says I may be posessed

But at least you know

I'll be true

'Cause ever since the fourth grade

I've been stalkin- loving you

How far I'm willing to go

The police may say I'm crazy

But hey, what do they know?

We'll be together someday

If only you'd stop running away

You would see how nice I really am

You would see how nice I really