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Artist: Homegrown
Canonical path: /homegrown/impotency
Related lyric paths: 6
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Impotency
Read Impotency lyrics by Homegrown on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Impotency
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Impotency really sucks.
I don't know why I can't get it up.
Why me?! Why?!
All of my friends make fun of me.
"Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!"
Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow!
I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection.
(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)
There must be something wrong with me.
I will never get laid.
I've got a penis infection.
There must be something wrong with me!!
Uh, duh...impotency!
I went to my doctor the other day,
He asked me if I was straight or gay.
Well, my eyes are slanted.
That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat?
I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency.
Oh yeah, yeah.
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