Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives

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Count The Ways

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Count The Ways

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My love is a telephone

Your love is an answering machine

Try to get a dial tone

Your call cannot be completed as dialed

My love is a leaf of spinach

Your spinach is a pot of tea

I can't find the coffee grinder

Could I just have a glass of milk?

Let me count the ways that I loved you

Let me count the ways that you hurt me

Let me count the times I still think of you

I count eighteen thousand forty three

One for every minute since you left me

Your love is a broken record

My love is a broken CD

It's part of a new boxed set

It's been digitally remastered

My love is a tube of toothpaste

Your toothpaste is a great-tasting gel

You should really floss more often

Squeeze tube from bottom and flatten as you go up

Let me count the ways that I loved you

Let me count the ways that you hurt me

Let me count the times I still think of you

I count eighteen thousand forty four

One for every minute since you walked out that door

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I hate the bridge

I still love you

My love is an empty blackboard

Your love is a pile of chalk

You come in many different colors

I think I lost the eraser

My love is a order of fries

Your ketchup is way too thick

Hold the bottle upside down

I don't see fifty-seven varieties

Let me count the ways that I loved you

Let me count the ways that you hurt me

Let me count the times I still think of you

I count eighteen thousand forty five

One for every minute since you said goodbye

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