You Broke My Brain

I was a child prodigy

Just got my third Ph.D.

I could solve bicubics in my sleep

I used to be the teacher's pet

Up until the day we met

Now I'm far too shallow cause I fell in love too deep

I used to think I had it all

But now I hardly think at all

Oh, you broke my brain

I used to ponder and reflect

But now my cerebellum's wrecked

Oh, you broke my brain

I won the state boy genius crown

From Encyclopedia Brown

There was not a book I hadn't read

I studied Hegel and Descartes

Back in the days when I was smart

Now I've found a better thing to do than read in bed

I used to cogitate and think

Before you made my IQ sink

Oh, you broke my brain

I used to be head of my class

But now I just think of your ass

Oh, you broke my brain

I thought it was a sprain but I was wrong

I'm gonna be in pain before too long

And so here's the refrain of my new song:

My erudition knew no end

Now I can barely count to ten

Oh, you broke my brain

My genius was second to none

But being stupid's much more fun

Oh, you broke my brain