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Act My Age

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Act My Age

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They say the way I act is immature

Well don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecure

The only golf I ever tried to play was miniature

And when you ask me sign your boobs I smiley face my signature

But my parents raised me right, they were sticklers

And we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegar

Getting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birth

You're trying to push me in the wrong direction and it fucking hurts

So most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribs

I'm still throwing parties at my house, like stifler

So if you go around and try to tell me how to live

I'mma take your girl and mortal kombat finish her

But when it's done and the party shuts down

And the cops try to lay my ass on the ground

One day we might tell our kids, but until that day let's live like this

My friends grew up, they never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that, I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun

So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

And when it comes to getting older

No matter what I do, I'm never feeling like a grown up

People trying to make me change, you'd think there was a quota

Like there ain't enough unemployed motherfuckers with diplomas

Everybody waiting 'round hoping that they blow up

But I'mma make it sooner, oklahoma

I learned to be a player, make money like I'm an owner

These other rappers are so over the hill, word to jonah

So if you see me in a restaurant, say hi to me

And if I ask you if you like my new shit, lie to me

Word to tim roth

And I don't know if I fit in with your society

So chill, take a pill for anxiety and doze off

But when it's late and you're all alone

And you're too damn drunk to be walking home

Then maybe you should call it quits

But until that day let's live like this

My friends grew up, they never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that, I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun

So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okay

We can live however we want

And there ain't nobody that can get in our way

Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okay

We gon' do whatever we want

Never gonna listen to a word you say

My friends grew up, they never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that, I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in, I wanna have fun

So if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

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