Cake Boy

This is for my instagram models

Eating up the cake, watch it go right to ya bottom

You should get a new job, holla at McDonalds

Listen when I speak baby you can write a novel

The way I spit flows put you in a pickle cuz I did it with no label

Got a crystal ball but I don't need luck cuz I 'ready got them pesos

It's simple treat 'em like Kinkos cuz they only trying to copy me

Last I checked you ain't some handsome devil with a college degree

But you think you can have your cake and eat it too

Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you

I even asked your mom and pops and they like "we approve"

That's why your girlfriend screaming out my name, I call that Beetlejuice

Cuz I'm the one she choosing as her preference

Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin

Pull up in your city I could swear that's no exception

Get up in my X-Box cause I'm well connected (kinect'd)

I know some people out there used to hate

Twenty women in my trailer like I'm moving weight

Yeah, no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up, you ain't invited homie you can bake a cake, cake, cake...

Homie you can bake a cake, cake, cake...

They wanna talk but I don't wanna conversate

Watch these women serve the pussy like it's on a plate

Gordon Ramsey though, watch me grab a fancy ho

Just because we eating doesn't mean that we be on a date

Plus I'm more Seth Cohen than you've ever been

That's why I take all these women down like medicine

You be popping pills just to get some extra thrills

I said hell no to my lawyer you can throw out all my deals

I'm like Ving Rhames when I bring game

Put a bunch of cash under the table

And cop me a big name with a big house

And a show on basic cable

Probably be hosting some comedy roasts and just talking my shit

Cuz it's very explosive

They wanna control this like remote controllers

And pull out the guns, better give me a holster

I'm trying to coast along the coast cop me an Aston

Nah I ain't the son of Christ but I got passion

You offended? Whoops, I ain't even asking

I'm too busy fucking these older women like I'm Ashton... Bang

I know some people out there used to hate

Twenty women in my trailer like I'm moving weight

Yeah, no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up, you ain't invited homie you can bake a cake, cake, cake...

Homie you can bake a cake, cake, cake...