Brainscan

Dave): I go to the beach to catch a little sun.

You see me before I get a chance to run.

You ask me,

(Rob): Dave, where have you been ?

How come I only get your 'phone machine ?

(Dave): The answer should be obvious to anyone.

(Rob) I told you more times than I care to recall

I'd get more reaction talking to a wall.

(Dave): It's no crime to be dumb

Just don't parade it for everyone

And act like you're such a goddamn know-it at

You know-nothing-at-all.

(Rob) Your friends call you "shit-for-brains"

You're full of shit, that might explain

But I think it's even less your head contains.

(Rob) I go to the beach to catch a little sun.

(Dave): You see me before I get a chance to run

(Rob): I only feel contempt for you,

You and your room temperature I.Q.

(Dave): Well look at you - you're just a big black hole of fun

(Rob) You need a brainscan to convince me you're not dead.

(Dave): You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head.

(Both): Brainscan! Brainscan!

I don't know how - how you survive,

I don't know how - how you survive,

I don't know how you -

You're alive.