The monster of loch ness

I was made a trip to Scotland

Hitch-hiking on my own.

But it was always raining,

It wasn't there gewoon.

Instead of sleeping in my tent

I searched for an hotel.

'cause in this dirty weather

I became wet up to my vel.

So I went down to a pub

To ask where I could sleep.

The barkeepster said 'with me

And it will be very cheap.

You only have to make love,

I thougt 'that see you from here',

But then I've changed my mind,

But give me first a lot of beer.

And in the evening in the pub

I really did my best.

And I think I have never

So drunken gewest.

Because the woman with who

I lay in heure nest.

Seems to be the look-a-like

of the monster of loch ness.

In the morning when we awoke,

She begged me to stay.

I could do whatever I want

'cause she was working all day.

She smiled 'go to the lake,

Maybe you'll see the monster there'

I said 'l already have,

Each time when I came kleer

But then I thougt why not,

She was ugly, but she was kind.

And it won't be a problem

If I take her from behind.

Si I did some trips

And every evening I came back.

But before we went to sleep

I drank a stuk in mijne frak.

And before I went home

She said you always count on me.

If you'll ever return,

For you my bed will be free.

So I'll give you my number,

Write down my address.

I said it won't be necessary,

I'll ask for the monster of loch ness!