Baby's Daddy

Hey Marcus...

Hey What's Up?

Um, there's something I wanted to ask you...

Uh, what is it?

Will you do me a favor?

Oh no no no!

[Hook:]

Marcus?

What?

Will you be my baby daddy

And be the one to always make me happy?

Oh hell no!

Will you watch sponge bob with him

And teach him how to make a crabby patty?

Oh hell no!

Even know I got stretch marks

Will you still be down to get nasty?

Oh hell no!

Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows!

Please?

No!

Please?

NO!

[Verse 1:]

Throw me the mic

I got a flow to recite

You got a baby by [?] that you don't even like

A broke [?] who thuggish

Always be talkin' rubbish

Sayin' he be causing ruckus

All because you were sluttish

Jesus, I can't believe this, friendship

That's the same mother fucker that you had cheated on me with

I knew this would happen without a question

But you said

"I never have sex without protection"

Bitch please

You left me flowing down shits creek

You sex driven like a big freak

Plus our relationship has been breached

You took a big leap

And rumor has it you sucked his dick and kissed me

And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide

Like sure I'll take care of the little guy

Shit, you ain't puttin' me through the stress

I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death

[Hook:]

Marcus?

What?

Will you be my baby daddy

And be the one to always make me happy?

Oh hell no!

Will you watch sponge bob with him

And teach him how to make a crabby patty?

Oh hell no!

Even though I got stretch marks

Will you still be down to get nasty?

Oh hell no!

Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows!

Please?

No!

Please?

NO!

[Verse 2:]

I'm far from a fuckin' life saver

Not your friendly neighbor

But yet you called me during your labor

It's not my issue, take me off the menu

I'm not the one who put the motherfucker in you

I'm not a mean guy

I hate to sound that foul

But I don't give a fuck about that child

You damn right

See You chose him, then he fucked you

Tag your it

Too bad his dick didn't have any insurance

You knew that he was just a lame [?] prior to it

Now your ass hittin me up thinking I would do it

Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid

That's kinda stupid

Face the facts bitch your life is ruined

Don't be callin me like "My life's a crazy blur,

Rashad don't take care of the baby and makes me hurt,

I wish me and you could go back to the way we were"

Shit we can

Just get rid of the baby first

[Hook:]

Marcus?

What?

Will you be my baby daddy

And be the one to always make me happy?

Oh hell no!

Will you watch sponge bob with him

And teach him how to make a crabby patty?

Oh hell no!

Even though I got stretch marks

Will you still be down to get nasty?

Oh hell no!

Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows!

Please?

No!

Please?

NO!

[Bridge:]

Now I won't be your baby's daddy

I'm not the one

But you can still give me some head

And maybe swallow some cum

And if you want it, I can deliver the (?)

But don't ever send the baby to find me

[Verse 3:]

Yo

Do you remember when I told you that I would love you forever

And broke up with my girlfriend Heather

Kicked her to the curb

And got with you

Thinkin you were better

But found out you were a heart shredder

Yeah, I felt pretty stupid after that

Became the [?] that my crew was laughin at

I was foolish, that's a fact

So this is karma

You've been on my shit list

So ha ha ha ha

That's what you get bitch

[Hook:]

Marcus?

What?

Will you be my baby daddy

And be the one to always make me happy?

Oh hell no!

Will you watch sponge bob with him

And teach him how to make a crabby patty?

Oh hell no!

Even though I got stretch marks

Will you still be down to get nasty?

Oh hell no!

Shit, I'm mad enough to throws elbows!

Please?

No!

Please?

NO!

Hey that's life

You fuck me over

He fucked you

You got pregnant

Now your fucked

You had me

You had me, that's the funny think about it

And you blew it

Ha ha ha