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Artist: Horrible Histories
Canonical path: /horrible-histories/opening-theme
Related lyric paths: 6
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Opening Theme
Read Opening Theme lyrics by Horrible Histories on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Opening Theme
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Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
Vicious Vikings, cruel crime
Punishments from ancient times
Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless
Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
Mean and measly Middle Ages
Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
The past is no longer a mystery
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