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Artist: How I Met Your Mother
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Two Beavers Are Better Than On
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Two Beavers Are Better Than On
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Hey, Beaver, come on
When you feel alone
Just pick up that phone
And I'll be there to share my
Ice cream cone
We'll lick it side-by-side
And deep inside you'll know before the day is done
Hey beaver, it's true (it's true)
I do believe I knew (do believe I knew)
I got that fever too (I got the fever too)
So let's go do what hungry beavers do
It will taste so good
We gobble wood and have ourselves some damn good fun
Two beavers are better than one
Da, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
Two beavers are better than one
They're twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one
You're my favourite beaver
Space Teens are forever
Don't forget to do your homework
Cause math's cool!
We'll share a root beer float
And learn a-boat (about) how friendship
Weighs a metric tonne
Everybody
Two beavers are better than one
Da, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
Two beavers are better than one
They're twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Da, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
(Two beavers are better than one)
My bestie beaver
Da, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
I love you beaver
My beautiful, my beautiful, my beautiful beautiful, really beautiful beaver
Space Teens forever
Da, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra
Math rules
Math, math, math, math, math, math, math
Math rules
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