Free Drunk

It's a story that I think you know

But I'd like to have this talk before I go

I don't get around too much never seen at the shows

I want to find someone to smash the stereo

Because I don't even give a shit anymore

So run me out of town

I'll find a girl

On another coast

So ends my problems

And you'll just have to make the most

Someday you'll miss me

All soaked in gin and chardonnay

Alone in the Turf Club

Oh oh oh oh

It's the same song everyday

Throwing back another beer and pressing replay

So who's picked to click and what does it matter at all

Just ask me who wears the crown It's the 30 something man who only scoffs and frowns He's the one who will decide if you swim or drown

And no one is satisfied until you back down

It's time to join a club of every has-been in town

And it will get around

I'll find a girl

And you'll just have to make the most

Someday you'll miss me

All soaked in gin and chardonnay

Alone in the Turf Club

Oh oh oh oh