I'm In Love With Steffi Graf

She's got eyes like diamonds,

Hair like twisted gold.

When she looks up to me,

I feel my blood run cold

Now,I don't care if people laugh (A-ha)

I'm in love with Steffi Graf

I watched her all last summer;

I watched her every day

She knew that I was with her,

She didn't have to say

She can run, but she can't hide

She knows I feel deep down inside..

That Steffi is an angel

But she folds her wings

And walks like you and me

She's extremely good at tennis

On any kind of surface there might be

Clay or grass

She'll flay your ass

And when she hits that topspin second serve

I think I know the meaning now of love

Eastbourne never was a favorite

The outside courts were damp

She had a hamstring problem

And recurring muscle cramp

But she dug deep and won it just the same

My angel never lost a service game

But now, a shadow in the distance

A girl with ponytails

Sixteen and full of hunger

The end of Steffi's trail

I can't wait for her defeat

I fetch a knife and take my seed

'Cause Steffi is a goddess

My love for her, it knows no bounds

I'd kill to make her happy,

Or just to get her through the early rounds

Kill or maim

It's just a game

But if I had another life, I'd chose

To come back as one of Steffi's shoes

'Cause Steffi is an angel

But she folds her wings

And walks like you and me