Life Is But A Dream

(Plain ordinary people, people.)

Will you take part in my life, my love?

That is my dream.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Prepare yourselves, you must now bare witness to hyper crush

Live and direct from the honky-tonks of doo-hop music

A couple of real gentlemen with government management written all over them

I mean they're so lame they probably think this song is about them

Organized crime, see

Will you take part in, my life?

Anyways, I was drunk, I was ruthless

Many days, I was drunk, I was too sick (true shit)

I blow a kiss with my two lips

True love, do you wish to know this?

Remember the days that I sent you roses?

Well, anyways, I found my true love

Two hot sheets and a beat that's too tough

'Cause you suck, and my speech is too rough

I lust for your touch like a pain that shoots up

I wish I could settle it, treat you good

But I'm a playboy veteran, believe I would

If I wasn't shallow I would make you mine

But I'm in love with my lust and I change my mind

Call me an ass, call me what you will

But don't be mad at the fact that you love me still

I'm a scholar and a gentleman. Open your door

As I hollered at your best friend, hoping to score

Catch a slap in the face on a regular basis

I love all women, I could never be racist

Call me deuce bigalow, bigger than most

Bigger than this sick flow, bigger than blow

Bigger than 664, even bigger than the pope

Bigger than the pope

I know it's hard to find you

Can you make some time to

Take me to a drive-thru?

Then you'll see how I do

Then you'll see how I do

I know it's hard to find you

Can you make some time to

Take me to a drive-thru?

Then you'll see how I do

Then you'll see how I do

Breath, move, freeze, groove

This is the story of my dream coming true

Free, to, breathe, move

I'm free to believe anything that I choose

Let's go to vegas and repeat the scene

We'll go to a motel, meet the king

Grab a diamond at a pawn shop, give it to you

Then I'm riding on the non-stop, thinking of you

If I ever settle down, then it better be you

But for now it's a dream that'll never come true

And it's hard for me to say that I love you to death

I mean it's really hard, like I was punched in the chest

So, bare witness that my life is a dream

Bare witness it's a sight to be seen

I'm always on the [?] like a life on the screen

The best that I can, best that I know how

Best in the west, and the rest and the soul-cal

Breath, move, freeze, groove

This is the story of my dream coming true

Free, to, breathe, move

I'm free to believe anything that I choose

Catch me in a daydream, drooling and shit

At a stopsign right in front of fools in a pit

And in feels kinda dangerous saying this shit

I put my brain in my dick and I train it to spit

I know it's hard to find you

Can you make some time to

Take me to a drive-thru?

Then you'll see how I do

Then you'll see how I do

I know it's hard to find you

Can you make some time to

Take me to a drive-thru?

Then you'll see how I do

Just can't life without you

Just can't life without you