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Artist: I Hate You When You're Pregnant
Canonical path: /i-hate-you-when-youre-pregnant/tanning-booth
Related lyric paths: 5
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Tanning Booth
Read Tanning Booth lyrics by I Hate You When You're Pregnant on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Tanning Booth
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I got a problem with your pasty skin,
And I don't know where to begin.
One million mother fucker in the u s of a
With the bad farmers tan, and the vericose veins
I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week
I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak (my best guess)
So put your money in your pockets
And your panties in a bunch
Do some ab crunches
Pack a bag lunch
Tanning booth, tanning booth!
You're my best best friend
In the whole wide world
Tanning booth!
6x
Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
x3
You better get that phone, better get that phone
Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
Ba-dap-dow-dow-dow-dowp...
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