Yucky Blucky Fruitcake

Doechii, why don't you introduce yourself to the class?

Okay?

Hi, my names Doechii with two I's

I feel anxious when I'm high

Teachers say I talk too much

Momma say I 'ont talk enough

In the dark I'm like a torch

From the hood, I hopped the porch

I don't bang or slang on gang

But my dada keep them thangs

Speak up, speak up, speak up

Speak

I get a little violent when I play the game of tag

I get a little quiet when I think about the bag

I slob when I sleep and I wake up with a drag

I'm pulling out my teeth so I wake up to the cash

This is who I am from the back to the front

I never had to pay for my schoolhouse lunch

My momma used stamps 'cause she need a little help

But a nigga made do with the cards been dealt

I try to act smart 'cause I want a lot of friends

I never really went with the flow or the trends

I think I like girls but I think I like men

Doechii is a dick, I never fit in

Overly cocky, I'm hyper-ambitious

Me me me me

Bitch I'm narcin-assistic

I am a black girl who beat the statistics

Fuck the opinions and all the logistics

Aha, wow ha! (speak up, speak up, speak up)

Wow well, Doechii (speak up)

Why don't you tell us what you do in your spare time? (speak up)

I'm all alone on the deep dark web

Me and my phone in this queen-sized bed

I'm looking at my pillow, my pillow look back at me

My thumb is over the screen the other is in my jeans

It took a second to soak, my fingers inside my throat

I paused and then I chose to think about it some more

Connection is moving slow, my brightness is on that low

I'm reaching for the remote, then my momma bust through the door

Doechii, Doechii, Doechii, Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

You forgot to take the chicken out

Doechii, Doechii

You forgot to take the chicken out

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo

Some, some, some, some, some

Some, some, some

Some, some, some, some, some

Some, some, some, some

I fuck with Junie B

Barbara was my idol

Had to wear my attitude to every dance recital

In my black Taylor Chucks, the ones that laced up to my thighs

Lisa Frank lipstick on my eyes

Weird girl activity, black bitch nativity

Spy girl erotica, bucket hat from Nautica

Clit throbbing I start sobbing watching Narnia

I been winning trophies since fear factor

I was earning medals the same rate you basic bitches learned how to use protractors

Foot been on they next before chiropractor

But I gave all the game boys cooties

Most of y'all the type of kids I'd hate

If I was the monster under your bed you'd be the kids I ate

If I was a man your mom fucked

I'd fuck her right in your face

And take you and your siblings on a Dominos pizza date

Damn

Gen X baby, going crazy with the cam

Back when I was rhyming on my green eggs and ham

Edited my pictures with the Microsoft filters

I was making Trillers way before they called them Trillers

Sixth grade, every nigga pressured me to fuck

While y'all was giving it up, I was serving looks

Custom made drip with the pastry couture

Selling silly bands from my desk to my drawer

Singing karaoke while my mom was at the store (you are)

Scared that she would walk in on me singing Paramore (the only exception)

While y'all was sticking house keys in motherfucking sockets (you are)

I was stuffing all y'all lunch moneys in my pockets

Please stop it, I'm in to blow up like the white thing that soda rockets

Talking back to my teachers, I'm out of pocket

Got so much shit on my chest, yo I need to drop it

Dribbling inside my journal, kiss my locket

Let the paper soak my tears up, Ultra Charmin

Ooh, I need to let it out (let it out)

I gotta let it out (let it out)

Uninvited and I'm undercover

Undivided, undiscovered

Uninvited and I'm undercover

But I never liked 'em, forever fuck 'em

Wow, haha, that was quite the introduction Doechii

Everybody give it up for Doechii (that was really inappropriate)

Give it up for Doechii (did she say foodstamps?)

Okay we're going to have to have a talk after class okay?