Ian Dury And The Blockheads

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Spasticus (Autisticus)

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Spasticus (Autisticus)

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I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I wibble when I piddle

Cos my middle is a riddle

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I dribble when I nibble

And I quibble when I scribble

Hello to you out there in Normal Land

You may not comprehend my tale or understand

As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks

You can be my body but you'll never read my books

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm knobbled on the cobbles

Cos I hobble when I wobble

Swim!

So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin

And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in

So long have I been languished on the shelf

I must give all proceedings to myself

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus

I'm spasticus autisticus

54 appliances in leather and elastic

100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics

Spasticus, spasticus

Spasticus autisticus

Spasticus, spasticus

Spasticus autisticus

Spasticus, spasticus

Spasticus autisticus

Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,

fiddling, diddling, widd

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