Mischief

Popeye Pearce is pimple, Laurence Smith is hard

Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards

Barry breaks the windows of his broken home

Have a guess. His tiny mind's been scarred

Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park

He goes in people's gardens nicking laundry in the dark

Roger left a sleeper across the District Line

His dad's a shipping clerk

Boys let's have a laugh

Let's have some mischief

Fill a Durex full of water

And throw it on a bus - that would be mischief

Take a pigeon to the pictures

Let's cause a bit of fuss - a bit of mischief

Let's go bloody raving mad

Let's do something really bad

They won't forget the day you had

Some mischief

Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo

When they got caught by Gonad Gibbs they had to wank him too

Incentive didn't want two of Dave - Get it?

He failed his interview (failed his interview) - Oh yeah?

She's got crinkly hair

Underneath her underwear

I know because I've been there

(Anticipation, anticipate)

Wow!

Wow!

Don't let's hang about

Let's have some mischief

Here, pour locking fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres

Hahahahaha

Let's go and kill some kiosks, start a few more fires

Could this be mischief?

Let's go completely over the top

Let's do the bop that just won't stop

Let's go and have another drop

Of mischief

I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it,

I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it,

I'm sorry I done it!, I'm sorry I done it!, I'm sorry I done it!, I'm sorry I done it!, I'm sorry I done it!