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Artist: ICarly
Canonical path: /icarly/i-m-not-gonna-teach-your-boyfriend-how-to-dance-with-you
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I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
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I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You
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You are the girl that I've been dreaming
of ever since I was a little girl
One!
I'm biting my tongue.
Two!
He's kissin' on you.
Three!
Oh, why can't you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He don't suspect a thing. I wish he'd get a clue.
I'm not gonna teach him how to Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
You are the girl that I've been dreaming
of ever since I was a little girl
One!
I'm biting my tongue.
Two!
He's kissin' on you.
Three!
Oh, why can't you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He don't suspect a thing. I wish he'd get a clue.
I'm not gonna teach him how to Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance
One!
You're biting my tongue.
Two!
I'm kissin' on you.
Three!
Is he better than me?
One! Two! Three! Four!
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
Tchu tchu tchu tchu tchu tchuru
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
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