Cave Bitch

Give me a black goddess sister I can't resist her.

No stringy haired, blonde hair, blue eyed, pale skinned buttermilk complexion. Grafted, recessive,

depressive, ironing board backside straight up and straight down. No

frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock, subject to have the itch, mutanoid,

caucazoid, white cave bitch...

Verse One: Ice Cube

Ease back white bitch, I don't play that

Just because I got on my L.A. hat

Stalkin' walking in my big black boots

Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo

Big, black and handsome

I should hold your devil ass for ransome

Sorta like Patty Herst, but I'll burst first bitch

And you know what's worse

I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam

So phuck you bitch and your Coppertone

Stringy hair - no derrier - frontin' and fakin' with your silicone pair

Do I wanna phuck? Not hardly

That's kinda like Barbie phuckin' Bob Marley

It ain't gonna happen, I keep rappin'

Muthaphuck Teniell, but see I'm the Captain of this ship

And I'm true to the game

Ya all look the same

Standin' by my backstage door, hopin' that'll switch

Spread out you little cave bitch

Verse Two: Ice Cube

Why everytime we get famous

You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?

The devil sent you to try and tame us

But you can't tame me, with no bitch named Amy

Lookin' for the dark meat

But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely

Cuz everytime I turn on the TV

I see several brothers with she-devils

Smilin' cuz you out on a date

But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell rape

Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo

He'll kill like he did Emmitt Till

Yah, he tried to kick bass

But the bitch probably threw it in his face

Sargent Bale ain't nothin' but a trick

Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch

Verse Three:

Now don't think that I hate you

Cuz I won't date you, bitch I gotta stay true

You can be a fan, but don't expand

And try to get my dick in your hand

You better run to the minute man

Pale as snow, so act like y'know

Cuz if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that

Yeah, it gotta be black

Plus yo ass too flat

I need a butt big enough that can clap

Rat-a-tat-tat

You can't get mine ho

I'd rather phuck an albino

Atleast I know, she's comin' from the Nubian

And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in

And I don't give a fuck if your family is rich

You're still a little cave bitch