I'm Only Out for One Thang (feat. Flavor Flav)

[Flavor Flav]

Hey yo Cube, man, hey yo Cube, check this out

Yo, motherfuckers be on the dick and shit, right?

Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man?

[Flavor Flav]

Well two peas in a bucket

Mother motherfuck it

You either Flavor Flav it

Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it

Kiss my ass and suck the D.I.C.-

K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me

I fucked that lady in the bed

I missed that pussy and the butt was spread

I tried it again in a thumping wagon

The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging

Tried it again in a field of grass

I missed that pussy and I bust my ass

Then I fucked this lady in the tree

The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"

Yeah, and you don't stop

Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop

Ice Cube's in the house, and you don't stop

Hey, my sugar (Hey, yo, rock that shit G!)

[Ice Cube]

I knew this girl who looked just like you

Light brown and a fly hairdo

I wanted to do her, screw her

So I stepped to her on key

Bitch had more ass than a donkey

I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over

Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over

Just call me the plumber at the end of the night

Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe

She didn't get offended it was splendid to me

Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be

I guess I'll just wine her and dine her

And by the end of the night I'll be behind her

Waxing that ass like Raindance

On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her

Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in

Pulled out the third leg pumped it in

She said 'Will you call me?'

Yeah, I'll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you

Naw I'm just playin' but it's still the same

Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang

[Flavor Flav & Ice Cube]

Yeah, what you out for?

Yo, I'm only out for one thing

You out for what, man?

Yo, I'm out for the pussy, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight. What are we out for?

I pledge allegiance to the uh... to the fuckin', all of that shit. Know what I'm saying?

Five thousand!

Five thousand, G

We out

Yo, we out of here, five thousand

Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm saying

Yo, check this out