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Artist: Ice Nine Kills
Canonical path: /ice-nine-kills/merry-axe-mas
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Merry Axe-Mas
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Merry Axe-Mas
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(If you meet Santa Claus tonight boy)
(You better run for your life)
Was the night before Christmas
At just five years old
My parents were butchered In the blistering cold
He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained with red
He let out a laugh, but then left us for dead
That scene, so vicious (taught me the meaning of Christmas)
Punish the wicked
Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
So much for a silent night
(A silent night!)
Was just three years later
Now orphaned and bruised
When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse
Tied down and lashed, singled out from the pack
Took my season's beatings, now it's time to give back
That scene, so vicious (taught me the meaning of Christmas)
Punish the wicked
Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
So much for a silent night
(A silent night!)
(So now I'm slashing through the snow)
(And the hearse is on its way)
(With the mistletoe tags: Thank God it's Christmas day)
I'm making my list
You're a slave to your vice
So we're gonna find out who's naughty or nice
It's time to wreck the halls
Let nothing you dismay
Santa's taking out the trash
It's fucking garbage day!
Taking out the trash, garbage day is today
Taking out the trash, garbage day is today
You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree
And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas
Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
So much for a silent night
(A silent night!)
Feliz navi-dead!
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