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Merry Axe-Mas

Merry Axe-Mas lyrics by Ice Nine Kills. (If you meet Santa Claus tonight boy) (You better run for your life) Was the night before Christmas At just five years...

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Merry Axe-Mas

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(If you meet Santa Claus tonight boy)

(You better run for your life)

Was the night before Christmas

At just five years old

My parents were butchered In the blistering cold

He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained with red

He let out a laugh, but then left us for dead

That scene, so vicious (taught me the meaning of Christmas)

Punish the wicked

Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness

You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree

And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout

I made sure the noose was yuletide tight

So much for a silent night

(A silent night!)

Was just three years later

Now orphaned and bruised

When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse

Tied down and lashed, singled out from the pack

Took my season's beatings, now it's time to give back

That scene, so vicious (taught me the meaning of Christmas)

Punish the wicked

Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness

You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree

And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout

I made sure the noose was yuletide tight

So much for a silent night

(A silent night!)

(So now I'm slashing through the snow)

(And the hearse is on its way)

(With the mistletoe tags: Thank God it's Christmas day)

I'm making my list

You're a slave to your vice

So we're gonna find out who's naughty or nice

It's time to wreck the halls

Let nothing you dismay

Santa's taking out the trash

It's fucking garbage day!

Taking out the trash, garbage day is today

Taking out the trash, garbage day is today

You will believe in me, slaughtered under the tree

And I won't leave a witness so much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out, the sinners scream and shout

I made sure the noose was yuletide tight

So much for a silent night

(A silent night!)

Feliz navi-dead!

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