The Coldest Rap

Some people claim that I'm born to play

Cause I'm your Icetea on the sunny day

I make the goers come, the leavers stay

I make the lovers kiss and the workers play

I make the runners walk, the quiet talk

I burst so viciously, I make the blind man see

I'm the ladies' cream, the virgins' wet dream

I got that kind of movement that the young girls fiend

I'm tired of these DJs going around

Taking about how they go down to town

Cause I'm the best Rapper that you have found

So all you lovely ladies, let's party down

Take all your rapping records, don't end the track

Ice-T is the only brother that you got to back

Hook up the studio, turn up the wire

We're gonna rock til the niggaz call up Entire

We rock rock y'all with no fear, and if you don't dig it turn off your ears

We rock rock y'all and keep on, and if you don't dig it take your damn??

Cause I'm a player, the best alive

I prefer fast money to a Nine-to-Five

From the womb to the tomb, I run my game

Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame

Well I'm (Poww) Ice-T, I'm terribly back

I'm here to knock out the wheel as we blow up the past

I'm maybe small but I'm willing to say

I jam this party in one hell of a way

The powers I got are hard to find

The beat breaking woman's hearts, while I'm blowing their minds

They be giving me money, and buying me things

But I spend their cash in pirate rings

If they treat me right, I'm willing to show

The coolest young brother they ever know

But if they do me wrong, I hate to say

I've never teach them how to rock this way

Cause back in the thirties when time was hard

I have had, a sawed-off shotgun and I marked different cards

A turned up collar, a turned up hat, a.38 cutlet I stole that

I walked in a party, they won't leave for a day

And I started dancing one hell of a way

I was dancing so hard, couldn't no one compete

I turned out the party with my Ice-cold feet

Cause I'm a player, that's all I know

On a summer day, I play in the snow

From the womb to the tomb, I run my game

Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame

We're born to play, and brought up that way

We chase the women night and day

And when I run through, I will talk to you

And you'll become one of the chosen few

Can't you see that now I'm mean? I'm the brother known as Ice-T

And umm.. I'm the brother whose like no other

Whose black in soul but not in color

You digged the race, and a hit to the case

When you're trying to get outta my face

I'm trying to tell you I'm a brother that's nice

I'm sweet as honey, I'm cold as Ice

But if you say something to me that ends you down

You be picking off your booty up off the ground

You can ask your father, your sister or mother

I got a Rolls Royce in every color

I keep my rides tune the perfection, I got a strut for every direction

I'm the pimp, the player, the women layer

The holy dueler, the whorehouse doer

I just play young whores, slam Cadillac doors

I'm the black Mack of the heart attack

But.. I don't smoke no whack, I don't cut no slack

I'm here to rock y'all, so rock rock

I'm Ice-T when I dress, I never jock

I do all my shopping on Rodeo Drive

When I leave the pad, I'm never allowed

I'm damn so sharp, I cut through the pipe

I got so many clothes, and my words these day

When I put some in, I got to throw some away

Cause I'm a player, some call us Macks

With private phones and our Cadillacs

From the womb to the tomb, we run our games

Cause we cold as ice, and we show no shame

The ladies say that I'm heaven sent

Cause I got more money than the US mint

I ride Rag-Top Rolls with rocks on my hand, Maseratis and Mercedes Benz

I have the Uz to line, private Jets, Bel-Air-Boogies place my bets

I own islands up, there close to France

Now I wear designer, chucks and pants

When I was brought into this world

My mamma never asked if I was boy or a girl

First I rolled over to her, and gave her a kiss

She said: Your daddy don't rock me like this!

When the doctor hit me on the behind, I broke on down with a funky rhyme

The nurses said, I was awfully cute

When I played out a joint, in a three piece suit

Yo yo yo, please please, please check it out

Cause I'm a player, I'm always clean

I bought Mercedes Benz when I was seventeen

From the womb to the tomb, I run my game

Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame

Then I met this madam named Angel Adam, she said she liked my style

She said sit down too, let me rap to you, for just a little while

She was a gravedigger, pulled.38 triggers

She is a lady in love and sent from above

She wasn't sly, she wasn't slick, just made that money real quick

She had a way.. Of getting fast, it came from dealing in cold cash

She ran her game with the utmost ease, to break a player down to his knees

I said: Hey look, freeze on that rap, and prepare yourself for a heart attack

I took her by her hand, I said come with me

We drove up in my vicious eighty three

I took her to diner, I took her to the show

I took her to the suite cause she begged me to go

We got into the room, to make After-Long snaps

So she just shut the seven buckles up and came up with a gat

Stretched through the door, I didn't cut no slack

I had her on the floor, on her stomach, on her back

I had her on the wall, and I hold it on the knee

I put her in the hot tub and the water started to freeze

I took her out the hot tub then I put her on the faucet

"Ooh Ice-T, I can't take no more"

I put her in the bed then she looked up in the mere

Screamed so loud, I think the East Coast did hear

I floored on my back, I put her on the top

She said: "Ooh Ice-T, would this ever stop?"

I said No! The freaking has just began

We hit fifty more positions before I got gone

When we've got finished, it was no longer dark

We had rocked so hard, made her snotty farts bark

Then she rolled over to me, she looked me in my eye

And said these words to my surprise:

She said: I tried to check you, cause I knew I could

I came here with you, cause I thought I should

I tried to freak you, cause I thought I could

But oohh baby, you're sure I could?

She said: Baby you're one hell of a man, ain't no better riding than Disney Land

Now to all you ladies that think you're fly, and can out freak the average guy

Don't ever come venturing through my door

I'll have begging to stop, while you're screaming for more

Yo, please check it out

All the ladies in the house come check it out

Cause I'm a player with juice on every hand

So deeply in packet I control demand

But we all know how I earn my pay

Cause if you don't wanna work, then you got to play

Brothers when you winning in Donna Fox

You don't take her to MC Donalds to jack in the box

Don't pick her up, in a bus or a Cap

She needs a black belt chauffeur and a cornice wrap

You can take her to dine at the finest spot

Or you take her to a disco that's really hot

You can take her home and while you're all alone

Don't forget to disconnect the phone

You can take her to the bed, you throw back the sheets

Rock her butt to the rhythm of the beat..