Every halloween

I paint my face every year all day

the 31st aint nothin to me, another holiday

all of a sudden face paintin's in style

And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on

but try to live all year though

try pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdo

im 68 years old I still trick or treat

you think I care? shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat

and tell your old ladies to keep your pennys

if it aint above a quarter, don't even bother

im sick of these little kids to I know you did it

put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it

and then they take my candy and diss

"look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!"

all year I'm a psycho uh huh I see

but every halloween, you wanna be me!

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

a gorila, a buffer fish and a bag lady

all made love and had a little baby

and supposedly I'm the one

but at this point thats only purely speculation

on halloween people smile at me

the rest of the year, they dial the police

they kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars

but on halloween there giving me candy bars

trick or treat it's 5:30 in the morning

im still out..im standing on your lawn

and I'm lookin through your window

*tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?

my paint don't come off, and if it did

you think I'm scary now, shiiit

I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with ugly

yet children hug me on halloween

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

3 6 4 people hate my guts

on halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts

they dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns

and pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around

they next day when I try to trick or treat

it's get off the porch or I'll call the cops you freak

I don't understand you people but that's ok

I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

theyyyyyyyyy

every halloween

they want to be meee

(well I don't care)

(well I don't care)

(well I don't care)

(well I don't care)