Mr. Motivator

I am I

And I intend to go, go, go

Like Conor McGregor with a samurai sword

On roller blades

Like Vasily Lomachenko

After four pints of Gatorade

Like Kathleen Hanna with bear claws

Grabbing Trump by the pussy

Like Delia Smith after ten chardonnays

Making me a nice cookie

How'd you like them clichés?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

Yes you can

Woo

I am I

And I intend to go go go

Like Frida Kahlo painting on the poor

On your fuck-off wall

Like Tracey Emin in her unmade bed

Listening to The Fall

Like Flava Flav in the club

Riding on the back of John Wayne

Like David Attenborough clubbing seal clubbers

With LeBron James

How'd you like them clichés?

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it

You can do it

Woo

It's all about the confidence

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

You're Joe Cal-fucking-zaghe

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

Let's seize the day

All hold hands, chase the pricks away

You can do it

You can do it