Asian Jake Paul (feat. Boyinaband)

Calling all units, shots fired

Shots fired in front of the Supreme store

There's about to be a 261 in progress

Send all available units

Send in the back-up

Send in the big guns

Send in the K9 unit

Send in the... fuck

I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it

But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K

Oh, no! You getting mad?

Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?

That shit was fucking absurd

You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?

Talk like you eating some paste, ayy

Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy

Say to your audience face, ayy

How Jacob Sartorius tastes

Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter

Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine

Woo! You've been pretending

Ever since your little rice balls descended

Let kids think you did it all

When you weren't capable of making up playground insults

That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap

I was more disappointed than when I found out

Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats

Boy, gotta flex

Gotta flex, flex, flex

Because when you've got no personality

Replace it with a Rolex

You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?

Hoping to die, they're so tired

Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face

No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say

Oh my God, you're such a legend

You make me so wet with your reckless spending

You gained my respect and you're oh so funny

Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!

You're fucking delusional

So try your best to remember

You are not a pimp

You're a borderline sex offender

Diss boy a flavor of the month

But which is it, huh?

A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta

It's salt and vi-nigga

You're like Kanye without the talent

Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot

Like Soulja Boy but

Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy

Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch

But, dude, you're gonna be crucified

How can you claim that shit

When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?

[iDubbbz]

Little ho, little bitch

Suck my 5.3 inch dick

Admit that you just got pounded

I'd say: Take the L — if you could pronounce it

(Get it, because you're Asian?)

(That's what you wanted, right?)

(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)

Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour

To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor

[Verse 5: Boyinaband]

Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit

You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick

Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict

Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)

How the fuck can someone called Gum

Not realise they're in a bubble?

But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?

Isn't that your excuse?

When you're too stupid to explain your views

'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube

You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that

So, come to think of it

You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat

Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks

And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch

Now I'm finished as planned

It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad

But I got one question to ask you, bro

Did it feel good, though?