# If All Else Fails | LyroVerse

> Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails
Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-06-18 03:58 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails
- Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: If All Else Fails
- Visible lyric pages: 37

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `if-all-else-fails`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-18 03:58 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-1970cc77e47803d5
- Visible lyric pages: 37
- Pages with stored lyric text: 37
- Video-backed song pages: 36
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 39270
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 65
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Playing God, A Sight For Sore Eyes, A Wish, Almost a Man, Bittersweet You, Black & Blue, Cold And Dead, and Come With Me
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

If All Else Fails formed in 2003 with Mike Lessard on vocals, Justin Foley on guitar, Dave Bermudez on bass, and Andrew Paiano on drums. They released their first album 'The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver' in 2006, followed by 'A Sight for Sore Eyes' in 2009. That album's title track became one of their most recognizable songs, along with 'Playing God' and 'Cold And Dead' from their catalog....

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Playing God — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/playing-god
2. A Sight For Sore Eyes — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/a-sight-for-sore-eyes
3. A Wish — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/a-wish
4. Almost a Man — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/almost-a-man
5. Bittersweet You — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/bittersweet-you
6. Black & Blue — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/black-amp-blue
7. Cold And Dead — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/cold-and-dead
8. Come With Me — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/come-with-me
9. Fallen — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/fallen
10. Fire Balloons — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/fire-balloons
11. Forever Free — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/forever-free
12. Greatest Friend — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/greatest-friend
13. Heathen Karaoke Mix — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/heathen-karaoke-mix
14. Her Song — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/her-song
15. Martyrs Made And More Forgotten — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/martyrs-made-and-more-forgotten
16. Momma Told Me — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/momma-told-me
17. More Than A Friend — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/more-than-a-friend
18. Our Yesterdays — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/our-yesterdays
19. Protestant Plots — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/protestant-plots
20. Rights For Robots (2093) — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/rights-for-robots-2093
21. Shut — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/shut
22. Summer Skin — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/summer-skin
23. The Calm Before The Storm — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/the-calm-before-the-storm
24. The Discerned — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/the-discerned
25. The Garden — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/the-garden
26. What Are You Doing? — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/what-are-you-doing
27. You Were There — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/you-were-there
28. Christian Vengeance (Exodus 12) — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/christian-vengeance-exodus-12
29. Inside The Lie — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/inside-the-lie
30. Off Track — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/off-track
31. The Institution — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/the-institution
32. Throwing Stones — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/throwing-stones
33. Time To Move On — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/time-to-move-on
34. Who I Am — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/who-i-am
35. Other Side — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/other-side
36. Seraphim — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/seraphim
37. Streetlaights — https://lyroverse.com/if-all-else-fails/streetlaights