Calgone

On my way home, police car pulled me over.

After they left, I puttered out of gas.

'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!

I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time.

I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!

They put cold things in my butt.

They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.

They left me on top of my sheets

I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

I got up to toss my soiled sheets,

the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.

It was then that I sensed the irony(burning me)

then I heard a voice say,

"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.

Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee.

In actuality, I let the zetas probe me.

Yesterday was all my fault.

I let negativity get the better of me.

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!

They temporarily set free this quandary.