Purple Kool-Aid

Wake up, I wipe the sleepers from my eye

Look up and see it's 2:35

Get up, I thought Id sleep until ten to

Up in the cold and start the day with you

They call themselves the purple kool-aid cult

They lost their head and claim it's all my fault

I'm fed koolaid intravenously

I must regain my own autonomy!

[Pre-chorus]:

The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again

Would someone please appease all the stress of my,

[Chorus]:

Sorry friend, there's no way I can stay

Wish I could explain the reason why

I'm being chased so please pardon my haste

Please appease the stress of my brown head.

They turned their backs and I began to run

Looked back for a flash and I began to shout

I've got to find a passage out of here

I'm not too certain that the future's clear

And now I'm alone and to what type too wear

And then they set upon a skinny chair

They're gathering now around a sugar throne

It's red and round and speaks of miracles.

[Pre-chorus]

He says him

Weird ritual for you and I to mate

I see a door I see astray

I pick up a furious pace so I can get away

Don't smile a purple pleasure hangs the cape

Oh Me, Oh My, It was the great escape

The situation, it's still to me a bit of a scandal

Every time I see a purple smile within my underwear.

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Four years and as many days float on by

Carry out that silicone atacious left behind

I'm going next door to celebrate I say

Purple koolaid is the punch that's got me drunk today.

Next thing I know I'm standing on a chair

whipping my arms around the friendly air

I preached the words around a year ago

I now surrender to the certain glow?

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Ohhohohohohoh!

I'm being...

I'm being chased by seven kids high on kool-aid

But then they're not crazy cause they're high on kool-aid

But then they're not crazy they're just high on kool-aid.