Turtle Wax (Funkaholics Anonymous)

My my my, your truth is a lie

And you help cover it up and you don't even ask why

So it goes

Funky wunky, the funky junky

Funky wunky, ouh won't you hit them with that

Nooky nooky, you got that cookie

Nooky nooky, ouh

Hit them with the funky shift - you jokin'?

Funky wunky ouh

Slam me with the funky fix - get going!

Funky junky ouh

Why why why do you quit before you try

You put a fake smile on your face but there's a tear in

your eye

So I go

Funky wunky, that funky junky

Funky wunky, ouh yeah hit me with it

Nooky nooky, I'll try her cookie

Nooky nooky ouh

Kick on in da funky shift - you got that?

Funky wunky ouh

Slam me withg da funky fix - you got that?

Funky junky ouh

And I don't believe the things they try to say

'Cause things are gettin' a little bit funky