If I Was A Serial Killer

[Violent J]

If I was a Serial Killer

They would find all my victim's heads

In funky ass gas station toilets

And if I was a Serial Killer

I would be strange and deranged

And I would never change

If I was a Serial Killer

I'd be known as the smoker

Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair

and if I was a Serial Killer

I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks

and I would smoke mad crack

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties

They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies

Dumped on State police law just before dawn

To let em know my ritual had begun

I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole

cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint

but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint

But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't

[Violent J]

If I was a Serial Killer

I would drive a black van

And I would ride around on college campus

And if I was a Serial Killer

I would walk among us and gain trust

Until I needed that rush

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away

Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay

I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies

Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis

You know what's all up in my trunk

So don't ask me to pop it

Once I get out to my cabin

Then I'll finally unlock it

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not

But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot

This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not

But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop

[Violent J]

And I don't know myself anymore

(and I don't know who I am anymore)

And I don't know who to be anymore

(and I don't know who I am anymore)

And I don't know what to think anymore

(and I don't know who I am anymore)

Except that I am strange and deranged

(and I don't know who I am anymore)

And I will never change

[chorus]

I wanna hold up this hatchet

Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down

I wanna run with this hatchet

We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same

I wanna hold up this hatchet

Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,

The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain

ICP with Mike E Clark again

I wanna run with this hatchet

(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus

Holding down the underground and you know this

I wanna run with this hatchet

You know this

Chop it on down

Chop it on down

I wanna run with this hatchet

I wanna run with this hatchet

[chorus again]

I wanna hold up this hatchet

Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down

I wanna run with this hatchet

We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same

I wanna hold up this hatchet

Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,

The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain

ICP with Mike E Clark again

I wanna run with this hatchet

Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus

Holding down the underground and you know this

I wanna run with this hatchet

You know this

[Violent J]

If I was a Serial Killer

I would bury all my special projects

underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard

And if I was a Serial Killer

I would be strange and deranged

And I would rock my hatchet chain