Mad Professor

He He He

(knock knock)

Oh shit he's here

Hi

Uhh how ya doing?

Is this the right place for that furniture ahh

Yeah sure is come on in

Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch

So that's the couch eh?

Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there

That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen

Whoa you all right there

Excuse me real apolstry

I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the...

Mutherfucka

You want my couch

You muthafucka

I need your mutherfucking brain

You can't have my couch

What the fuck you thinking

Now come here you big fat muthafucka get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school

School never liked me, cool

All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead

Make fun of the size of my forehead

But that shit never bothered me

See momma and mother they owned a lot of property

They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my freetime

Well were my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times

Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead

I made a lot of things cool

Like a frog with a turkey neck it was the shit, yeah

But I'm still lonely I need a homey

So I collected limbs and made me a zombie

I could have made me a girlie friend

But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live

That's right why you don't like it

I mean oh my god it's dirty

Do you like?

Hehe Shut up bitch

Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy

I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what 80

They all chipped in on my special friend

Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend

I hear the other children playing outside

"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hide"

Trunks full, this part's wack

Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack

Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow

Looking at the meter on my quazar in the low

Or better yet look out the fucking window

I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll

Screw the head on come on, come own

It's the thuggish ruggish Bone

OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert

Fuck, shit, didn't work

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

Hey

Hey you call for a wrecker

Sure did come on in

I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead

Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan orsumthing?

What the fuck bro?

You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts

Come here

I'm gonna fuck you up

Get back here

He's trying to kill me

It wasn't always easy let me tell ya

But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure

I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute

You hear that?

Yeah

It's alive, I just gotta wake it up

Hand me that Rock N Rye

Pour it in the cup

Give it to his ass wait hold up pause

I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that

Get him set, get him ready it's all most time

Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine

I see him twitching I'm on a roll

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival

Turn the herts all the way up for this shit

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit

Did it work you make the call?

"Shaggy ?"

What up Y'all?

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

You can call me mad professor

I will make a friend for me

You can call me mad professor

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity

We will rule eternity