Phat or Wack?

Ladies and gentlemen

The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack?

Uhh your friend and mine

Bink Chipperwink (Applause)

Hello everybody

I'm Bink Chipperwink

And this is Phat or Wack!

The rules are simple

Each one of our teams will play music

From their upcoming album

And the studio audience will judge by applause

Now let's meet our contestants

Team number 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit

They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope

The Insane Clown Posse (Boo!)

And team number 2 from the East side of Detroit

They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child

Twiztid (Boo!)

Now let's play Phat or Wack

Alright team number 1 first

The Insane Clown Posse, are you ready?

Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we ready

What song are you gonna play for us?

Terrible, naww umm

F**k the world, yeah yeah

Uhh, Bink F**k the World, yup

Ladies and gentlemen

This is Insane Clown Posse F**k the World

It's your turn to judge

Phat or Wack?

F**k, f**k that shit

F**k give it to me

If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)

Say f**k the world

F**K THE WORLD!

F**k 'em all

F**K 'EM ALL

F**k you, f**k me, f**k us

F**k Tom, f**k Mary, f**k Gus

F**k Dairius

F**k the West coast

And f**k everybody on the East

Eat shit and die

Or f**k off at least

F**k pre-schoolers, f**k rulers

Kings and queens and gold jewelers

F**k wine coolers

F**k chickens, f**k ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks

Punk muthaf**ks

F**k critics, f**k your review

Even if you like me, F**K YOU!

F**k your Mom, f**k your Mom's Mama

F**k the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama

F**k the rain forest, f**k a Forest Gump

You probably like it in the rump

F**k a shoe pump

F**k the real deal

And f**k all the fakes

F**k all 52 states, oooh

And f**k...

(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your time is out

Ladies and gentlemen of the audience

If you thought was phat let's hear a round of applause

(Crickets chirp)

Ewww, I'm sorry

Well, that could mean only one thing

THAT SHIT WAS WACK!

(Applause)

Ok we're gonna move right along here

Team number 2, Twiztid

Are you gentlemen ready?

Yeah we straight

Ok what's your first selection for us today?

Hey, hey man they just hoed my shit

F**k the World was the shit

Diemuthaf**kadie

Naww, uh uh

We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, this on?

2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Smoke

Alright ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself

This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke

You be the judge

Phat or Wack?

Free your mind

I represent the East side, no peace

F**k the police

We tell you to increase the deceased at least

A grown man tellin you something that he believe

Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve

What the f**k bitch, chuck bitch

Why you talkin shit?

Better duck bitch

Before your dome get hit

This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French braid

Stickier than jam and jelly phased, kick it

Everybody else real talkin bout something

What you thought you heard bitch,

Can it, cause your frontin

Dead wrong

Dinner table conversations

Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions

Part of the contamination of Mind State

Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake

Mama think I'm a play on play serial killa

Fruitloop biting my mind like Godzilla

We survive like catapillas in cocoons and caskets

Stretch the industry like elastic

So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I smoke

Hit the motherf**ka till I choke

I brag and I boast about nothin

Death, dying, and hoes f**kin

So understand that he's saying something

Never be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime

Smashin heads be my reason for rhyme

I'm on time like a motherf**ka

Leavin you hangin in the forest

Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris

Check the chorus

Second hand smoke when you breath

Remember what I told you always believe

You relieve on the Monoxide Child and wild

Travel the world on nine cloud screaming loud

Free your mind

Breath it in second hand smoke

Free your mind

Breath it in second hand smoke

You phony bitches wanna shut...

(Buzz)

Oh times up

Audience Phat or Wack?

Applause please

(One clap, then wind blowing)

Ohh I'm sorry

It seems that this audience also feels

THAT SHIT WAS WACK!

Personally I think they both suck

(Applause)

Ok back to contestants number 1

Uhh hopefully this time gentlemen

You'll come with somethin

A little more likable for me and the audience

(They f**kin suck)

Are you ready?

Yeah man c'mon

Yeah we ready fat bitch

What's the name of your selection?

Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg

The Shaggy Show, can't fail

That's wack dawg

Aight then what?

Muf**kin Terrible...

Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Bink

Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible

Phat or Wack?

Muthaf**ka

You don't know shit do ya?

You wouldn't know shit

If it ripped into your ugly bitch ass face

You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthaf**ka Your Mama

Your muthaf**kin big fat chicken faced assed Mama

Don't even know about this drama, muthaf**ka

Oh my god look at that, turn it up please

Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees

Somebody took a black thing and went thump

That's terrible we heard about it for months

What about that one nobody guy that they found

Dead in the grass

With his dick in his ass

Unless there was more

But you won't recall

Cause Michael Jackson squeezed up

On some little kids balls

What you consider DRAMA

Ain't all that

It's just that your wack

With your intergalactic satellite data compress

Yes, but we can't feed the homeless

And then OJ's wack story unfolded

Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded

900 good reasons why this world don't really care

Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!

What you know bout terrible?

Terrible, you don't know what's terrible

Terrible, what you know bout terrible?

Terrible, you don't know what's terrible...

(Buzz)

There's the buzzer

Audience Phat or Wack?

THAT SHIT WAS WACK!

Ohh you guys f**kin suck

Your momma sucks my dick

Ok we'll move back over here to team number 2

Twiztid are you ready?

Man f**k you we ready

Do you have a song selected?

Yeah we got a song

What you wanna go with

Man it don't matter

This muthaf**ka (They booing everything)

Yeah that's what I'm sayin

Rock the Dead, f**k it

Bink bitch

Bink bitch

F**k you

This is Twiztid Rock the Dead

Phat or Wack?

Wake up, float to the sky

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise

Wake up, float to the sky

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise

Come on

Space and beyond

Mind dumpin in the yard

I stoles your headstone from your grave plot

Conscience and confused

Seen tomorrows dreams on tonights news

Fallin through a hole in the sky

Will I die?

You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies

Steppin in the darkness

Walkin through my conscience

Like an android I remain heartless

Underground, and mental know me well

Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Hell

Walk through the time flux hand and hand with clear mind

Chords are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes

Peel back the rhyme and examine the fruit

Rotten to the core buried in they best suits

Maggots crawling on they face,

Eyes sunk in they head

Throw your f**kin arms up and rock the dead

Wake up, float to the sky

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise

Wake up, float to the sky

Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise

Come on

Got me a mic, and now we ache like the dead

And all we wanna do is rock the dead

So many thoughts runnin all through my head

But the only one that's clear is rock the...