Stalking Song

Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl I stalk both day and night

So happy together

I dated you for just a week,

You dumped me and I cried real hard, and still can't sleep,

So now I'm going to force you to come back to me

So happy together

I can't see me stalking nobody but you

For all your life

When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue

For all my life

I call you up at 2 a.m.

I wake you and hang up the phone, and do it again

That's what you get for going out with other men

So happy together

I can't see me stalking nobody but you

For all your life

When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue

For all my life

I see you, you don't see me-

I'm hidden with my telephoto lens up in the tree,

You're walking and you look around suspiciously,

So happy together

I've got your cat, don't be alarmed,

As long as you come talk to me, he won't be harmed

We'll go and get a bite to eat, I'll come unarmed

So happy together

Forever and ever

So happy together