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Artist: Inspection 12
Canonical path: /inspection-12/sweet-sixteen
Related lyric paths: 6
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Sweet Sixteen
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Sweet Sixteen
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Every morning I go to my local foodstore
To buy a bag of sweet sixteen.
God I love those little doughnuts
It looks like I'll turn out to be
A cop even though I dream of
Playing every sold out show.
Having dreams and eating sweets
Won't get you where you want to go.
I try as hard as hard can be
I still can't get the stuff I need
But it's ok- For now it seems
I'm living life expectancy
I'd really love a new guitar
Something bright metallic green.
Guess I'll wait for it a while
For now I'll eat my sweet sixteen.
Well if I am a mindless fool
I'll die by following the rules
Now Heaven doesn't want me there
And Hell must have a load to bear
Cause they said, "Gee we're all filled up!
Please take a number wait in line."
There must be other doughnut eaters
Hey,perhaps they're friends of mine
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Inspection 12 performs "Sweet Sixteen", and this lyric page sits inside the Inspection 12 catalog on LyroVerse.
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