Bronze V

Everybody queue up!

Don't belong here

I don't plan to stay

If you start to feed

Then I'll afk

Gg our 7th death

Gg we're too behind

Gg no faith in mankind

Alright, this duo blows

No way to educate you

Tops farm is laughable

Mid lanes always in danger

This game's made to frustrate ya

This blitz cant land his hook

Nice blue card twisted fate

My team is making all these

Bad plays

You even trying?

Bad plays

Hard to play with these baddies

This team is toxic

Talk about disaster

I'm stuck in bronze 5

You even trying?

Bad plays

You say you're lagging

Why'd you rush banshees

Stop acting cocky

Run into their team more

You can't 1v5 them

You think you can backdoor

Please uninstall after this game!

I'm losing lp

Please end it quickly

We're still not grouping

I should be silver ll

Matchmaking got me paired with all the noobs

I can carry you no matter who

Just let me get the role that I wanted foo!

But you first picked without a clue

Of what our other teammates said that they preferred to do

Every single time you die you're yelling out "worth"

And then you blame it on your team because you're a "diamond smurf"

(Solo queue, you suck...hate you!)