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Excuses

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Excuses

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I play on a toaster

My ping is so bad

I will make up excuses whenever I can

I'm making the wrong plays

I'm getting so mad

And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding

I will always blame the other members of my team

Oh well

Not my fault for losing

Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing

Should have been aware of what teammates were doing

Never gave my mid a single blue

I needed the sustain

Flaming me since we queued

When I started complaining

'bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP

'cause what you thought would be easy's

a defeat, she DC'd, It's GG!

How did I forget it was freeweek

You're level 30? Really?

"Worth" I don't care if you want, report me

Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez

If there aint any wards I'm blaming it all on the support

You're CS'ing is so weak, One creep two creep

Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries

Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more

Cuz I...

I play on a toaster

My ping is so bad

I will make up excuses whenever I can

I'm making the wrong plays

I'm getting so mad

And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding

Well that's not fair

I know I'm not a great player but honestly I wasn't trolling

The rager inside of me is SO controlling

'cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes

Maybe I'm just playing like I belong in Division Wood 5

(Yeah, there you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw)

Who am I even talking to?

I wasn't part of the throw I lost ELO because we didn't ban Teemo

I'm talking in mostly asterisks

Just got nine reports for being so "toxic"

Everyone's saying that I believe I'm better than I really am

Like Trick2g Disrespecting again

Stop laughing, this isn't fair

I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying

I'm really not that bad

I play on a toaster

My ping is so bad

I will make up excuses whenever I can

I'm making the wrong plays

I'm getting so mad

And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding

Well that's not fair

but I'm just bad

and now I'm banned

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